So lets see if I have the theory correct. Osama Bin Laden, in colaberation with G. Bush and D. Cheney, masterminded the 9-11 "conspiracy" so George and Dick could eventually get Iraqs oil?
If you recall, Osama and his henchmen were on the tube stating that it all turned out better than expected. That proves he was involved but what was his motive then?
Is GW secretly hiding Osama at his ranch in Texas? This would explain why we can't find him in the middle east.
Maybe Osama wanted to retire creating the Zarqawi link. If he is at GW's ranch doing lines with George...I would imagine he wouldn't have the time to run AlQueda anymore.
MAYBE we were going to supply Osama with a new missle and he requested the test be done on the Pentigon. Being a multi-layer building this would be a great test spot.
HMMMMMMMMMM...I wonder