HELPPP!

[lilee]

There are no records LOL that is pretty funny, and u should have just fessed up cuz it will be a dirty piss test, damn kids these days..........

lilee Reviewed by lilee on 06-01-2005. HELPPP! Okay, so over the weekend I got caught having a party and my parents think we smoked weed there so today I took a drug test at the doctor's. The last time I smoked was on Monday at like 3 PM, but since then I've been drinking a lottttttt of water. Like all I've done is drinken so much water since Monday and I even drank a bottle of water right before the drug test. Do you think I'll show up positive, I'm pretty sure I will:-\. Rating: 5

[4252]

Next time, Just say no.

Seriously do you all think they would make a special concentration camp for people who refused to take a test? It'd be interesting to see what would happen if enough people said "bugger off" when they were told they had to take a drug test.

Years ago I wanted a part time job when I was in school, and got accepted immediately at a local McDonalds. The "manager" said I could start the next day, but I had to shave my upper lip; it was against the dress code. It was a great pleasure to tell the guy that I might consider it, for a "real" job, but to work at McDonalds? No fucking way. I never regretted it. This shit has gone far enough.

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[thewooman]

Are you sure I didn't drain out my system. I mean I've been drinking so much water that I can't take it anymore.

why ask a question if your not going to be happy with the answer? were you all exspecting us to say? yes everyhting will be alright.

YOUR SCREWED DUDE!

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[Iolaus420]

Mayeb it would work if you took B vitamins or something..... but no, your pretty much screwed.

Nah...B vitamins just add color to highly diluted urine. I HAVE passed a pre-employment drug test 48 hours after smoking by using the dilution method of drinking lots and lots of water, along with taking B vitamins to add color to my urine, and taking aspirin, which alledgedly masks positive results in SOME types of tests. It really depends upon the type of test and the levels needed for a positive result.

Really, though, like everyone else here has said, you need to prepare for the worst.

[NoosaHeads]

If your Feeling Lucky You Could drop a 1/4 tab of ural into the pee jar.
you'll just have to wait for it to stop frothing before you hand it back..lol..
If your Truley Desperate.
Or find a Clean freind.
Bag the pee.
Keep it under your arm.(to keep it Pee warm).
then drop it in the Jar...

Feeelin Lucky...

[thatone420kid]

ya one of my friends borrowed someone elses piss, but the piss exploded under his armpit so he had piss alover and his parents killed him(not literally) cause its pretty much a given why he had someone elses piss on him... but they for some reason they still made him take the test, and he passed it... ironic no? so if i was you i would just come clean, cause parents usually get even more pissed if they find out the hard way...

[Sentinel]

Drinking water more than a few hours before a drug test is completely pointless. It helps a few hours before the test to dilute the urine you will be pissing, but before that it has no effect. This is because THC metabolites are stored in fat, and they melt off into the bloodstream steadily which goes into the urine until there is no metabolites left in the fat. If you exercise regularly you have a great advantage, but I still wouldn't risk it. Its simple just get a clean friends piss in a syringe and a condom (make sure the piss is not more that 48 hours old though), and heat it up under the tap with warm water then use it. Quite easy really and it gives you a feeling of "Yes!!! I beat the System"

[del...]

The life of a Carnie is a Grand state of living

LOL...good one! it struck home as i had to do it over a summer...

well, now that i think about it...it was actually one of the best jobs ever!!! (just not much of a future...lots of chicks and parties tho)