I remember my school had a bomb threat when I was in the first grade. It was an oppressively hot day and we had to sit outside on the bleachers for hours before they just sent everybody home. That sucked.

We had another bomb threat in the ninth grade, but I don't remember what I did. I do know that I didn't get high though because that was two years before I even tried pot. I don't know why they took those threats seriously; the school system there knows very well that nobody in that town is educated enough to program a VCR, much less construct a bomb.