my mom found a pipe in my car, and drug tested my two brothers and I and we all failed. with flying colors. so now i'm not allowed to go and have to sell my ticket. its on ebay as i type this. i'm thinking of telling my parents to go fuck themselves and just going, seeing as how i'm 18 and can do as i please.

i'd just really like it if they helped me out a little bit this fall when i head off to college.

fucking religious assholes.