I can honestly say that every person I work with (and they run the gambit, from a short white woman in her 50's to tall mexicans just out of the fields) is stoned 99% of the time. My dishwasher and 2 cooks deal, Plus 3 servers, the manager used to smoke up in her office, and I haven't been sober for 3 years. So..

I guess the restaurant business belongs to the stoners these days. All you need is clear eyes, and you're set. I guess everyone expects waiters and waitresses to look tired and happy all the time.
Mello.as.Hello Reviewed by Mello.as.Hello on . grocery stoner holy shit. today @ the grocery store I was buying some Pizza pockets and the kid who was ringing me up was quite obviously stoned. I put the pizza pockets on the checkout counter and he just stared at me. for like 5 minutes straight and I was like " you gonna ring these up man" and he just looked at me and smiled so I went to a different check out and my friend was working it. I was like "dude that kid is fried man" and he was like " oh yeah, zach is hella stoned" it was fuckin hilarious Rating: 5