my pet birds trying to kill me!

[luckydan]

I had a 400 watt go threw me once.Just get ready to give yourself hart massage...U have to b quick thow,usually 1 big thump to the chest gets u going again...........

luckydan Reviewed by luckydan on 05-30-2005. my pet birds trying to kill me! i layed some water out for him, accedinly had the water on top of a thing which had a load of plug sockets under neath it (dd'nt realise) and he spilt water over the plugs! :eek: so i quickly unpluged the main socket to that electricty thing, i un plgued the plugs which the water had gotten on, is it safe to plaug it back in? i think my birds trying to kill me! :eek: Rating: 5

[GTC21]

Shit, got zapped by a disposable camera one time coming down the mountain. Had just finished a competition and had somehow obtained a camera. I apparently thought it funny to destroy the camera...needless to say I was...pwned.

You can make stunguns from disposable cameras.

[thewooman]

You can make stunguns from disposable cameras.

cool, hehe

anyone wanna buy a pet bird off me?

warning, dont leave alone for 10 mins or a fire might accure, or dont leave him alone with instructions to necluar bombs....

apart from that hes perfectly safe.....

[mellow mood]

burn your birds

[Darkneon420]

Lol, hey man i doubt your birds trying to kill you...i ask you, why would it try? Only time an animal would try to kill you is if you give it reason too(Or is rabid), and still i doubt your bird would try. Wait awhile till touching the plug.

[stoner spirit]

Why not? That would be cool to have a bird with a bomb, or at least the instructions for assemboling one. Hahahahahahahahahaha.

[4252]

Next time plug the bird into....oh never mind.

I think my cat is plotting something.

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[GHoSToKeR]

I got zapped by a microphone tonight.. it felt like I was giving a blowjob to an electric eel

oh and The Wooman, your bird isn't trying to kill you.. I'M trying to kill you

[GHoSToKeR]

Why not? That would be cool to have a bird with a bomb, or at least the instructions for assemboling one. Hahahahahahahahahaha.

lmao

[thewooman]

oh and The Wooman, your bird isn't trying to kill you.. I'M trying to kill you