this chick

[jakenthegentiles]

lisen cut the fuken listerine comments seriousaly i lernd my fucken lession

[mrdevious]

lisen cut the fuken listerine comments seriousaly i lernd my fucken lession

*in english teacher voice* I believe you learned your "fuckIn lessOn" dear. for future referrence....


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[slipknotpsycho]

Approach her, remove old-chap form trousers, point at it with both index fingers and shout "SUCK ITTTT!!!!"

Or perhaps suggest a conversation over coffee?

ok that sounds like something i'd say to my wife.....and as for the listerine comments...c'mon guys he's only human.....so that means he has the potential to forget so don't let him...keep rubbin it in his face...although i guess i'm not much better what with all the drugs i've done....but hey, atleast i can spell right....and i've never even contemplated drinking listerine

[professer evil]

whats all this drinkin listerine all about??? if you like listerine then you should try drinkin it mixed with vodka and red bull and while ur at it spell ur shit right. as for a girl already havin a fella................

fuck that bitch and take her from her fella,if u had a model on ur arm im sure every other cunt you know would be tryin 2 fuck her

[Euphoric]

hmm maybe we need to start having licenses to use the internet...either that or dudes fingers are way fat. therefore, jake, my advice is to stop eating nachos...stick with brussel sprouts, carrots and whole grain cereals from now on. also, i have no qualms seeing u eat roadkill..everyone finds that amusing (even if they deny it!!)
i hope this helps

[El Motador]

Take her into your 1982 Honda Civic.

If she sticks her finger up your butt when she's blowing you... she likes you.

[Creeper]

If she says she has feelings for you...chances are she wont be with her bf for too much longer...once you got the oppurtunity grab that shit by the balls and take it...thats the only way to get what you want man.