the name McCauley Caulkin is simply a mask that must be used to shield McCauley Caulkin's true identity to you puny mortals. By day, McCauley Caulkin is hollywood acting legend, but by night McCauley Caulkin is the creator/protector of all things living and dead in the galaxy.

McCauley Caulkin must use this moniker, for if mortals were to learn the true name of McCauley Caulkin, the reality would be too awesome and powerful that it would scorch a hole through your body and send your twisted souls to the depths of hades for eternity

in conclusion, shut up about the name, its only used for your own protection

Caulkin out