I'm a terrible person. I dumped my last girlfriend by disappearing off the face of the earth. I just made myself unreachable. I don't know what kind of shape she's in but it made it easy for me. Actually, I feel terrible about it, and I actually wanted to try to find her and apoligize, but what if she thinks I'm dead or something, that might freak her out. Or even worse, she might make me dead with a knife or something.