heres a quick update: after a couple o days, a police officer came by to question me because of my name being on the delivery list and all, and the delivery man being missing, and he asked me all these shitty questions that made me sweat like a mexican. well, unfortunately, i got really nervous and viciously attacked him with a ball point pen which, apparently, was in my hand. after a few stabs I realized the pen wasnt enough to kill him so I casually walked over to the garage and took out the lawn mower. he was furiously crawling to his patrol car because I had stabbed his thighs mutiple times (im short) so I quickly started up the mower and pushed it over his screaming body. I had to go over him a few times, but the mower just badly cut up his flesh without killing him, so i doused him with gasoline and lit him like a candle. unfortunately, his sonic screams woke up most of the neighborhood. that might be a problem. so im planning to go over to sporting goods store later and pick up a few .38s and ammo. that should take care of those nosy neighbors!!!! wish me luck and KEEP ME IN YOUR PRAYERS!!!!!
StarcommanderX Reviewed by StarcommanderX on . I NEED HELP!!! FAST!!!! SO THIS GUY WAS DELIVERING A PACKAGE TO MY DOOR WHILE I WAS PLAYING WITH MY SHOTGUN AND I ACCIDENTLY SHOT HIM TO DEATH!!! OMG WTF!!! HOW DO I DISPOSE OF THE BODY!!!! MY FRONT DOOR IS SHATTERED AND BLOOD IS ALL OVER THE FRONT PORCH!!! AND ITS 9 AM!!! DO I NEED TO CUT HIM UP IN THE BATH TUB???? !!!!! WHERES THE BEST PLACE TO PUT THE BODY???!!! IN A GARBAGE DISPOSAL??? THE LAKE??? THE WOODS??? BURN HIM??!!! AHHHH I AM FREAKING OUT!!!! WHAT DO I DO WITH HIS VEHICLE?? DO I RUN IT OFF A CLIFF ??? Rating: 5