Quote Originally Posted by BUZz UK
no, skin him, pin it to the wall to dry, castrate him and pickle his penis, crucify the skinless body, in your back garden, then set it on fire, don the skin-cloak, eat the pickled cock, climb onto the burning crucifix, wearing the skin-cloak, hold on with one hand whilst waving like a cowboy hat with the other, and screaming and baying like a mating Stag!

^^^ LMAO ^^^
skinupsimon Reviewed by skinupsimon on . I NEED HELP!!! FAST!!!! SO THIS GUY WAS DELIVERING A PACKAGE TO MY DOOR WHILE I WAS PLAYING WITH MY SHOTGUN AND I ACCIDENTLY SHOT HIM TO DEATH!!! OMG WTF!!! HOW DO I DISPOSE OF THE BODY!!!! MY FRONT DOOR IS SHATTERED AND BLOOD IS ALL OVER THE FRONT PORCH!!! AND ITS 9 AM!!! DO I NEED TO CUT HIM UP IN THE BATH TUB???? !!!!! WHERES THE BEST PLACE TO PUT THE BODY???!!! IN A GARBAGE DISPOSAL??? THE LAKE??? THE WOODS??? BURN HIM??!!! AHHHH I AM FREAKING OUT!!!! WHAT DO I DO WITH HIS VEHICLE?? DO I RUN IT OFF A CLIFF ??? Rating: 5