sill, the police would'nt take this seroiusly, and if they catched him tlking about how to dispose of a dead body, everyone else gave him ad-vice, the police will think this is a fucked up place where fucking phycopathic idiots come to like plan murders, and links to child porn and shit.

police dont take jokes... even if there funny ones.
thewooman Reviewed by thewooman on . I NEED HELP!!! FAST!!!! SO THIS GUY WAS DELIVERING A PACKAGE TO MY DOOR WHILE I WAS PLAYING WITH MY SHOTGUN AND I ACCIDENTLY SHOT HIM TO DEATH!!! OMG WTF!!! HOW DO I DISPOSE OF THE BODY!!!! MY FRONT DOOR IS SHATTERED AND BLOOD IS ALL OVER THE FRONT PORCH!!! AND ITS 9 AM!!! DO I NEED TO CUT HIM UP IN THE BATH TUB???? !!!!! WHERES THE BEST PLACE TO PUT THE BODY???!!! IN A GARBAGE DISPOSAL??? THE LAKE??? THE WOODS??? BURN HIM??!!! AHHHH I AM FREAKING OUT!!!! WHAT DO I DO WITH HIS VEHICLE?? DO I RUN IT OFF A CLIFF ??? Rating: 5