You guys are being squares. This guy is fucking hilarious and I enjoy all of his posts.
TheLion Reviewed by TheLion on . I NEED HELP!!! FAST!!!! SO THIS GUY WAS DELIVERING A PACKAGE TO MY DOOR WHILE I WAS PLAYING WITH MY SHOTGUN AND I ACCIDENTLY SHOT HIM TO DEATH!!! OMG WTF!!! HOW DO I DISPOSE OF THE BODY!!!! MY FRONT DOOR IS SHATTERED AND BLOOD IS ALL OVER THE FRONT PORCH!!! AND ITS 9 AM!!! DO I NEED TO CUT HIM UP IN THE BATH TUB???? !!!!! WHERES THE BEST PLACE TO PUT THE BODY???!!! IN A GARBAGE DISPOSAL??? THE LAKE??? THE WOODS??? BURN HIM??!!! AHHHH I AM FREAKING OUT!!!! WHAT DO I DO WITH HIS VEHICLE?? DO I RUN IT OFF A CLIFF ??? Rating: 5