I NEED HELP!!! FAST!!!!

[anycraic]

you got him with a shoty huh

poor a drink in his mouth and see if it comes out all the holes cuz i always wanted to know if that was true

yes its true ,or so ive heard (ahem cough cough)

[StarcommanderX]

heres a quick update: after a couple o days, a police officer came by to question me because of my name being on the delivery list and all, and the delivery man being missing, and he asked me all these shitty questions that made me sweat like a mexican. well, unfortunately, i got really nervous and viciously attacked him with a ball point pen which, apparently, was in my hand. after a few stabs I realized the pen wasnt enough to kill him so I casually walked over to the garage and took out the lawn mower. he was furiously crawling to his patrol car because I had stabbed his thighs mutiple times (im short) so I quickly started up the mower and pushed it over his screaming body. I had to go over him a few times, but the mower just badly cut up his flesh without killing him, so i doused him with gasoline and lit him like a candle. unfortunately, his sonic screams woke up most of the neighborhood. that might be a problem. so im planning to go over to sporting goods store later and pick up a few .38s and ammo. that should take care of those nosy neighbors!!!! wish me luck and KEEP ME IN YOUR PRAYERS!!!!!

[forestcouch]

Hahahaha!!!! That's mad funny, everyone like was trying to give advice to help him out and he was probably just chillin there smokin' a fat blunt laughin at yall. If he really killed someone, you think he'd be stupid enough to even tell anyone, including on a message board??

Hahaha thats mad funny starcommander.

uhhh pretty sure no one acctually thinks he did it, and in fact were all laughing at you for thinking we were serious.

[luckydan]

You definatly need the wolfman,I must be sooo stoned to be replieing to this one.

[luckydan]

heres a quick update: after a couple o days, a police officer came by to question me because of my name being on the delivery list and all, and the delivery man being missing, and he asked me all these shitty questions that made me sweat like a mexican. well, unfortunately, i got really nervous and viciously attacked him with a ball point pen which, apparently, was in my hand. after a few stabs I realized the pen wasnt enough to kill him so I casually walked over to the garage and took out the lawn mower. he was furiously crawling to his patrol car because I had stabbed his thighs mutiple times (im short) so I quickly started up the mower and pushed it over his screaming body. I had to go over him a few times, but the mower just badly cut up his flesh without killing him, so i doused him with gasoline and lit him like a candle. unfortunately, his sonic screams woke up most of the neighborhood. that might be a problem. so im planning to go over to sporting goods store later and pick up a few .38s and ammo. that should take care of those nosy neighbors!!!! wish me luck and KEEP ME IN YOUR PRAYERS!!!!!

Wish my local sport store sold guns & amo

[daZenfmeister]

Actually starcommanderx i think your best bet would be to wire a few of you neighbors cars with C4 so that when they start it up it explodes then if there are any nosy ones left just plant land mines under their sunday newspapers and record it on a dig camera and post it so we can watch the fun go down!

[sykobabble]

i want the fucking body parts.im hungry

[StarcommanderX]

wait a few days for the maggots to activate the flavor crystals

[4thpower]

you can stay at my place if you need to hide out.

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Call Winston "The Wolf" Wolfe from Pulp Fiction. He solves problems.

Good one. Just what I was going to say.