I NEED HELP!!! FAST!!!!

[mrdevious]

If that actually happened, the best thing to do would gets some gloves and a body suit, break into a home and garden place at night, and buy some lime. you burry a body in that shit and it's disolved in 3-4 months

mrdevious Reviewed by mrdevious on 05-27-2005. I NEED HELP!!! FAST!!!! SO THIS GUY WAS DELIVERING A PACKAGE TO MY DOOR WHILE I WAS PLAYING WITH MY SHOTGUN AND I ACCIDENTLY SHOT HIM TO DEATH!!! OMG WTF!!! HOW DO I DISPOSE OF THE BODY!!!! MY FRONT DOOR IS SHATTERED AND BLOOD IS ALL OVER THE FRONT PORCH!!! AND ITS 9 AM!!! DO I NEED TO CUT HIM UP IN THE BATH TUB???? !!!!! WHERES THE BEST PLACE TO PUT THE BODY???!!! IN A GARBAGE DISPOSAL??? THE LAKE??? THE WOODS??? BURN HIM??!!! AHHHH I AM FREAKING OUT!!!! WHAT DO I DO WITH HIS VEHICLE?? DO I RUN IT OFF A CLIFF ??? Rating: 5

[skinupsimon]

no, skin him, pin it to the wall to dry, castrate him and pickle his penis, crucify the skinless body, in your back garden, then set it on fire, don the skin-cloak, eat the pickled cock, climb onto the burning crucifix, wearing the skin-cloak, hold on with one hand whilst waving like a cowboy hat with the other, and screaming and baying like a mating Stag!

^^^ LMAO ^^^

[StarcommanderX]

seriously starcommander your always posting stupid threads. grow up

man, fuck that shit.

[StarcommanderX]

Now was that a shotgun u used or a 9mm?

it was a 12 gauge SPAS12. some serious heat!!!!

[kami]

SO THIS GUY WAS DELIVERING A PACKAGE TO MY DOOR WHILE I WAS PLAYING WITH MY SHOTGUN AND I ACCIDENTLY SHOT HIM TO DEATH!!! OMG WTF!!! HOW DO I DISPOSE OF THE BODY!!!! MY FRONT DOOR IS SHATTERED AND BLOOD IS ALL OVER THE FRONT PORCH!!! AND ITS 9 AM!!! DO I NEED TO CUT HIM UP IN THE BATH TUB???? !!!!! WHERES THE BEST PLACE TO PUT THE BODY???!!! IN A GARBAGE DISPOSAL??? THE LAKE??? THE WOODS??? BURN HIM??!!! AHHHH I AM FREAKING OUT!!!! WHAT DO I DO WITH HIS VEHICLE?? DO I RUN IT OFF A CLIFF ??? WHAT??!!!! I AM SO FUCKED!!!

r u for reel?!

[Juggalotus17]

Hahahaha!!!! That's mad funny, everyone like was trying to give advice to help him out and he was probably just chillin there smokin' a fat blunt laughin at yall. If he really killed someone, you think he'd be stupid enough to even tell anyone, including on a message board??

Hahaha thats mad funny starcommander.

[vicstar]

lol wtf u must be thick to beleive it its a just some random joke lols and ur all giving him advise or was tht part of the joke as well im so confused haha!
seriously if he did it he wouldnt log on to cannabis .com and start posting about it haha its not even funny either if it was meant to be

[Looker]

NO NO YOU NEWBS STARCOMMANDERS THE SHIT!

[unmeg]

Call Winston "The Wolf" Wolfe from Pulp Fiction. He solves problems.

the first smart answer yet.lol

[Anonymous]

you got him with a shoty huh

poor a drink in his mouth and see if it comes out all the holes cuz i always wanted to know if that was true