I NEED HELP!!! FAST!!!!

[yocass]

YOU ASSHOLE, THATS SO MEAN, YOUR GOI... sorry, forgot to switch out of -200 IQ mode. you never cease to bring out the stupidity in people starcommander lol.

yocass Reviewed by yocass on 05-27-2005. I NEED HELP!!! FAST!!!! SO THIS GUY WAS DELIVERING A PACKAGE TO MY DOOR WHILE I WAS PLAYING WITH MY SHOTGUN AND I ACCIDENTLY SHOT HIM TO DEATH!!! OMG WTF!!! HOW DO I DISPOSE OF THE BODY!!!! MY FRONT DOOR IS SHATTERED AND BLOOD IS ALL OVER THE FRONT PORCH!!! AND ITS 9 AM!!! DO I NEED TO CUT HIM UP IN THE BATH TUB???? !!!!! WHERES THE BEST PLACE TO PUT THE BODY???!!! IN A GARBAGE DISPOSAL??? THE LAKE??? THE WOODS??? BURN HIM??!!! AHHHH I AM FREAKING OUT!!!! WHAT DO I DO WITH HIS VEHICLE?? DO I RUN IT OFF A CLIFF ??? Rating: 5

[Doobie Snax]

fill a bath up with water
put him in
slice his neck ear to ear
this drains most of the blood

Peace

[thewooman]

Quote:
Originally Posted by thewooman
asshole! and if you are telling the truth about murding somone by accident...



Quote:
Originally Posted by dictionary.com
joke: (jök)
n.

1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation.
4. Informal.

1. Something not to be taken seriously; a triviality: The accident was no joke.
2. An object of amusement or laughter; a laughingstock: His loud tie was the joke of the office.

YES, but jokes are ment to be amusing and funny, wheres the fucking joke? plus i doubt if a police man found this site he would find it funny. iv also seen him post stuff about smoking out of somones pussy/mans pee hole, by shoving weed up there ass and lighting it. everything this guy has posted makes no sense lol

[DonnieDarko]

woo-->

It'll all make sense when you turn 15.

[mellow mood]

seriously starcommander your always posting stupid threads. grow up

[thewooman]

....

well you certenly shut me up.... lol

[GTC21]

It doesn't matter if he's joking or not, the police would take it seriously, they have to.
It's like when you get those assholes who go through an airport and joke about having a bomb in their bag or drugs.

[TheLion]

So not funny. And if it were true, I hope you get a nice boyfriend in prison so that his balls can slap against your ass cheeks when he bends you over to be his prison bitch.

Perhaps Ron should forward it to the Houston police dept. just to be on the safe side.

Lighten up and smoke a bowl, man.

[TheLion]

You guys are being squares. This guy is fucking hilarious and I enjoy all of his posts.

[mellow mood]

not me actually. read more his posts, maybe u missed some..