First thing you'll do in Heaven??

[TheLion]

Go to the naked busty-beautiful-blonde-section.

I'd do that, but I'd change it to brunettes and they have to be natural...

[TheLion]

i would fuck few angels. they seem to have some nice asses!

and that

[TheLion]

First thing I would do when I get to heaven is tell God I'm really really really really really really really really really sorry...

....and that

[DonnieDarko]

I'd probabably get kicked out for something stupid like taking the lords name in vain or coveting my neighbors wife. I don't think that I'd fit in there.

[Mojavpa]

have gay sex of course

[looseends]

find my daddy and my granddaddy and toke up with the both of them.

[LOVElife]

i dont belive in heaven, just like belive in a god. i think when we die we live our lifes all over again, but look diffrent and have diffrent parents, and we would'nt remember our past life, and that the meaning of life is just to carry on living. ever wish you were a person? a peson who has som,thing better than you, or ever wish you were a women/man? then once you die you could become next a man/women or whatever... i dont think im making any sense.

oh well....

Yeah I can dig it bruv!!! Ive thought the same myself!!

[IntrepidS]

Well supposing that heaven is real (which is not something that I believe), the first thing I'd do is find my dad.

[ermitonto]

First thing I would do is renounce my atheism, learn about how an omniscient and omnipotent being are not really logically incompatible with free will, how all those apparent contradictions in the Bible work into logic, and things like that.

Then I'd go on a crime spree, just to see what would happen.

[LOVElife]

Whats happening bruvs n sis's! Just been wondering what the first thing you would do when you get to Heaven, like your one dream person to meet?

Personally I'd head straight to Elvis and tell him who his fuckin daughter married!!!! hahahaha!!! Bet he would be livid!!

Anyways who would it be for you?

Keep it real

This was obviously a joke so the real thing i would do would be apologise to mother (not that ive been bad),in fact quite respectable but just feel I never fully filled my potential, THEN I'D GO AND WAIT FOR AN APOLOGY FROM MY DAD FOR HIS LACK OF PARENTAL SKILLS AND LACK OF WORDS (NIL BY MOUTH SPRINGS TO MIND) btw they are still happily alive and well!