why i ask my self

[sykobabble]

why do banks charge(insuffecient funds)when they know there is not enough.?why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars,but check when you say the paint is wet?.why dosent glue stick to the bottle?.why do they use sterile needles on death row for lethel injections?.why dosent tarzan have a beard?.why does superman stop bullets,but dodge when you throw a gun at him?.why do kamikaze pilots wear a helmet?.whose idea was it to put s in lisp?.if ppl evolved from apes,why are there still apes?.why is it why no matter what coler you use in bubble bath,it is always white bubbles?is there ever a day matteress are not on sale?.why do ppl constantly go to refrigarater in hopes of finding new munchie.knowing nothings changed ?how come you never hear father in law jokes?.and finally,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the statistics on sanity are that one out of every 4 ppl is suffering from some sort of mental illness.think of your best three friends,if there are ok,then its you!!!!!!

sykobabble Reviewed by sykobabble on 05-27-2005. why i ask my self why do banks charge(insuffecient funds)when they know there is not enough.?why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars,but check when you say the paint is wet?.why dosent glue stick to the bottle?.why do they use sterile needles on death row for lethel injections?.why dosent tarzan have a beard?.why does superman stop bullets,but dodge when you throw a gun at him?.why do kamikaze pilots wear a helmet?.whose idea was it to put s in lisp?.if ppl evolved from apes,why are Rating: 5

[robert42]

lmao some points are so true.

well im going back to the fridge to hope somethings changed.

[Torog]

why do banks charge(insuffecient funds)when they know there is not enough.?why does someone believe you when you say there are 4 billion stars,but check when you say the paint is wet?.why dosent glue stick to the bottle?.why do they use sterile needles on death row for lethel injections?.why dosent tarzan have a beard?.why does superman stop bullets,but dodge when you throw a gun at him?.why do kamikaze pilots wear a helmet?.whose idea was it to put s in lisp?.if ppl evolved from apes,why are there still apes?.why is it why no matter what coler you use in bubble bath,it is always white bubbles?is there ever a day matteress are not on sale?.why do ppl constantly go to refrigarater in hopes of finding new munchie.knowing nothings changed ?how come you never hear father in law jokes?.and finally,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,the statistics on sanity are that one out of every 4 ppl is suffering from some sort of mental illness.think of your best three friends,if there are ok,then its you!!!!!!

Howdy sykobabble,

Excellent questions ! LMAO

Laughter is good medicine..

I hope that you and your's,are doin well..

Have a good one !

[sykobabble]

howdy torog.i was just thinking so i thought of those.

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why do ppl keep running over string with vacuum.then bending down and exzamining it,then lieing it back down and try again instead of putting it in trash

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why do we press harder on remote control when we know batteries is getting low

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why is it when i am at market and get rammed by a cart,i hear sorry,its alrite.well it isnt alrite so why dont we say that hurt you stupid idiot

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in winter why do we try to keep house warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat

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off the head joke.i do not know the name of the father of my little girl.she was concieved at 39oo grand ave party where i had unprotected sex.it was so good i passed out,can anyone tell me the father of my child please,i need to track him down,hes a father

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why is it when a man says he is taking a shit.he always leaves the komode empty handed