Okay, so tonight a friend of mine had an ounce on him when we went into a grocery store. He's a compulsive thief, and even though I told him a security guard was watching him, he took one of those fucking pink cocoanut snowball things.

I asked him if he took something as we were walking out and he said no. So we make it right to the exit and the cop is standing right there and says, "Sir, would you mind emptying your pockets?"

So I run the fuck outta there cause I had my bong and a dime bag on me, but they take him back to a room. Well, I'm waiting outside from a distance for like an hour and so he finally comes out.

I was expecting him to come out in handcuffs cause of all the weed, but no.

"WHat the fuck happened?" I ask him. "Didn't they find the pot?"

"Oh, I ate it," he says.

He ATE an ENTIRE FUCKING OUNCE OF POT!!! Apparently he had time before they searched him to pull it out and eat it.

I took him home after that and he was nearly passed out when we got to his house. I had to help him in.

Is he gonna be alive when I call him tomorrow? Can you die from enough weed? What the fuck is gonna happen to him? I should have had him throw up but I didn't think about it at the time.
FRANKFRANKFRANK Reviewed by FRANKFRANKFRANK on . Can ENOUGH weed digested kill you? Okay, so tonight a friend of mine had an ounce on him when we went into a grocery store. He's a compulsive thief, and even though I told him a security guard was watching him, he took one of those fucking pink cocoanut snowball things. I asked him if he took something as we were walking out and he said no. So we make it right to the exit and the cop is standing right there and says, "Sir, would you mind emptying your pockets?" So I run the fuck outta there cause I had my bong and a dime Rating: 5