Dealing with dealers

[Hektik]

With some of my dealers i usualy call em and it goes like this:
Me: Yo, what's crackin man
Him: not much man, chillin, chillin.
Me: Word, hey think ya can hook it up on a dub?
Him: 4 sho, i'll be by in a bit.

every dealer i know uses cell phones. And they come to me i love it.

[BUZz UK]

Ask if he has 'food' or pot or puff or w/e u call it

i used to start by saying:

yo man wassup
reply: nm my nigger (he didnt really say that buthey lets seize this oppertunity)
u got n e food man?
reply: yea man wt u need
a need a Q FOOO!!
reply: IIIIIIIGHHT i got this homes meet u alley in 5 aiiiiighht
peace
reply: ONE LOVE

lol, rob i thought you lived in norf london, not compton

[Kombucha]

I only know 1 real stoner, I have lots of friends who smoke, but they don't buy, just join in when it's about. I think the one I do know likes to keep his dealers to himself, I dunno, but I always have to buy through him, and that takes a while. I have to go to him (in a different town) give him the money, wait for a few days then go back to his house again... by which time I've spent a load more money on just getting there, for some pretty low grade weed.

[Edd]

i just ring up one of the 100000000000 dealers in this area, we got so many some dealers even get priorty over others lol

[4everstoned1212]

ya the secret stoner shake is very important. if u dont do that u will die, by law of the stoner

[ShamanicHippy]

yeah man and wear a red and yellow striped shirt too and make sure you wear aviator sunglasses. also brush your teeth with sparkely colgate (bubblegum) or he will think ur a nark

[somebody someone]

just be patient, i know, i was without a hookup for like a month after my main dealer stopped dealing after his mom found his shit, but then on 420, just when i thought id never find weed again, this dude comes right up to me and asks if i wanna buy. his stuffs the best id ever had, the guys easier to contact, less shady... never been happier with a dealer don't get discouraged, just keep looking and with a little luck you should find the hookup you need. ask stoners who deals to them, then ask them to mention you to their dealer.

aww what a farytale

[Kombucha]

I am experienced enough to spot bullshit you know guys...

[420aLLyEarRouNd]

dude just be patient, when i started smoking i was all edgy and shit cuz i couldnt get it fast and now my best friend is the biggest dealer i know(good 4 me)

the bottom line is the more you get into it the more shit just happens naturally

[1e64102e]

I've always just found it through friends. It's a social thing, sure, but it takes a bit of time to get a routine hammered out. Drifting from dealer to dealer is quite bad, in terms of visibility in buying something they throw people in jail for. It's usually about finding one good guy/gal who knows someone dependable and is able to get you your product for friend (or repeat customer) prices and in a turnaround time, on average, of 1-3 days. 1 or 2 if you're lucky, but I know lots of people, and I just waited over a week for 1/4. Bad week, I guess. But my friend sold a lot lately, so I got a $100 quarter-sack for $40, so i'm not complaining. Not at all. Find your rythm.