Dealing with dealers

[Natural]

Don't be talking hot on the phone. Never ask for "weed"

Call up and say "Yo, you good?" most dealers will know what you're talking about and then ask you who you are and how much you're looking for.

Natural Reviewed by Natural on 05-31-2005. Dealing with dealers I've never used a "real" dealer before, but I've got a number for one. What should I say when a call him? Go straight to business, ask if he's got weed, or what? Rating: 5

[Djwero]

Try this:

Hey is that <name>,
alrite man, got a number off a mate of mine, said i can ring you for a weed/bud

now he will say what do you want,
tell him what you want (10 bag, 20 bag, 1/8th, quarter, half ounce) of (sput/skunk)

after you have rang him a few times, maybe ask him what weed he got? he might have two types dont forget..

if all goes well, say where and when, he might say you got transport, he might just say meet me at x at x.

If all doesn't go to well he will tell you to get bent or he might have no bud.

[1e64102e]

I'm picturing someone calling a ghetto drug-dealer "mate." Very funny.

[xNoa]

ive got a black 'ghetto' dealer around my area, very friendly guy,always call him mate, always on coke tho, u wanna ring him at night when hes on it, not the morning after

er yeh just ring the bloke introduce urself first and ring from a mobile (dont withold number either) and from there itll be up to him whether he thinks its worth selling to u or not..

also if hes a big dealer, u dont wanna be ringing up for a 10 bag or whatever, at least an eighth pref

[apsinthion]

Lol, now I know why your screen name is Kombucha, "what do I do", "what do I say"...


Don't worry about it. Just dial 141 before his number to keep yours private and say something like...

"Hello, I got your number from a friend and I was wondering if you could help me out with some green"

The very worst thing that can happen is you told to fuck off over the phone...

[Kombucha]

Er... I don't get the thing about "Kombucha.."

I just wanted to make sure they wouldn't just hang up on me, it's not like I've got a load of guys to choose from so I need to be careful that I don't miss chances.

[jonny]

Don't withhold your numbr, looks shifty, doesn't give the right impression, just be sure they ARE actually weed dealers.


Jonny

[apsinthion]

Er... I don't get the thing about "Kombucha.."

I just wanted to make sure they wouldn't just hang up on me, it's not like I've got a load of guys to choose from so I need to be careful that I don't miss chances.

Listen to sugar by system of a down, the lead singer start's screaming what do I do, what do I say towards he end.

If the guy who's giving you the number has bought from the dealer in the past why not get him to phone first and say that you'll be giving him a call. The only reason I said that you might want to keep your number to yourself is incase you phone up and find out that they're not really dealers. Do you trust the person your getting the number off?

[Kombucha]

Lol, nice, but it's "How do I feel," not "What do I do."

Glad you know where the name's from though!

[apsinthion]

Ooop's, right you are, lol!

Cool name!