Dealing with dealers

[Kombucha]

I've never used a "real" dealer before, but I've got a number for one. What should I say when a call him? Go straight to business, ask if he's got weed, or what?

Kombucha Reviewed by Kombucha on 05-26-2005. Dealing with dealers I've never used a "real" dealer before, but I've got a number for one. What should I say when a call him? Go straight to business, ask if he's got weed, or what? Rating: 5

[robert42]

Ask if he has 'food' or pot or puff or w/e u call it

i used to start by saying:

yo man wassup
reply: nm my nigger (he didnt really say that buthey lets seize this oppertunity)
u got n e food man?
reply: yea man wt u need
a need a Q FOOO!!
reply: IIIIIIIGHHT i got this homes meet u alley in 5 aiiiiighht
peace
reply: ONE LOVE

[Kombucha]

Er... k.

[Kid Dynamite]

dont say that lol

just say "hey "X" gave me your number. Do you have any weed/skunk/green/bud/sticky icky/puff/draw?"

if he says yes hell ask how much you want then you say how much arrange to meet him somewhere and hey presto.


also dont forget the secret stoner handshake when you meet him, or hell pull out his shooter and cap you in the knees...

[givemesomeweed]

I cant wait till tommarow my friends mom is gettin me a 1/8 from her dealer for only $20. My friend said its some pretty good shit too.

[Kombucha]

This is really pissing me off! EVERYTHING I try to do to get some weed fails. Why is it so hard? There are druggies evrywhere! My friend was supposed to e-mail me the number of this dealer, but, of course, he hasn't. Even if he does, I bet the guy has no weed whatsoever.
I've got an oz. on the way from Budmail (assuming some bastard hasn't intercepted the money) but I can't wait that long!

[RidingHigh]

budmail?

[Kombucha]

www.budmail.biz, a site that sells various cannabis stuff. The stuffs good, but I've only had a free sample so far. I'm worried I'm gonna lose my money, it's £110 (at least $200 US) which I cannot afford to lose. I can#t afford to even lose £10. I sent the money on Saturday, and I haven't had ny response about the money getting there yet.

[forestcouch]

just be patient, i know, i was without a hookup for like a month after my main dealer stopped dealing after his mom found his shit, but then on 420, just when i thought id never find weed again, this dude comes right up to me and asks if i wanna buy. his stuffs the best id ever had, the guys easier to contact, less shady... never been happier with a dealer don't get discouraged, just keep looking and with a little luck you should find the hookup you need. ask stoners who deals to them, then ask them to mention you to their dealer.

[GHoSToKeR]

robert42 that was the funniest shit ive ever read haha