Smoking from scratch

[Goodman3eb]

Easy Apple pipe:

Take an apple. Core it, as you usually would. Now, you should have an apple with a big hole through it. Now, use the corer to make another hole that intersects the first one at a 90 degree angle. DO NOT GO ALL THE WAY THROUGH THE APPLE. You should now have one big hole going all the way through the apple, and one hole that intersects the first one, and goes half way through.

Now, make a tin foil "bowl" in the hole that doesn't go all the way through. Using a pen/needle/whatever, poke a couple small holes in the tin foil. Fill the tin foil bowl with some dank greeen, hold the apple so the bowl points up and your hand is covering one end of the long hole, light the green, and suck. To clear the "chamber", let your hand off of the hole opposite that on which you're sucking.

Voila, nature's own steamroller!

[mono repin]

Tin foil = bad idea. Just because you have issues now doesn't mean you won't have issues down the road from smoking with tin foil. Supposedly it can lead to alzheimers (if you know anyone with this disease trust me you don't want to have anything to do with it) and probobly a bunch of other nasty lung related stuff. I would say learning to roll a joint, or just buying a piece are the two best options. You have friends that smoke though, maybe you can bumb a piece off of one of them. If you smoke them up as well they would be more than happy to let you use their piece as well

Of coarse a homemade gravity bong is always a good way to get baked.

[slipknotpsycho]

I think an apple is the best method for a newbie. Plus you can eat it afterwards!

me and my brother smoked outta an apple tonight.....didn't make it taste nasty or nothing...and it kept giving me head rushes...i unno maybe from the sugar in there or something...it was weird but enjoyable...

[supersonicchronic]

If your at a local resteraunt, take the metal top off a salt / pepper shaker and use your imagination. Make sure you leave a fat tip cause your rippin them off.

[ermitonto]

Apple pipe for sure. Won't take you any more than 2 minutes to make one.

[BUZz UK]

Seriously you do not want to be smoking an envelope! Go and buy some papers, they're only 50p. As for rolling, just buy some rolling tobbacco and follow a good joint rolling tutorial and just keep practising until you are confident and then stubsitute the tobbacco for some green.

exactly what i would say, there are approximately 3 billion threads like this, so hjave a butchers through and see what crops uo. btw, foil IS hazardous, no matter what anyone tells you.

[sykobabble]

cigarette car lighter,never ever get cought with parafanallia,go to car.turn on car lighter and music and drop bud on hot lighter and rock out while smoking .nuthing but pure smoke so all is left to do is smoke

[naturalmystic]

You don't even need to put tin foil on the apple. Once you drill a hole through the top, it should form a bowl shape. Just depends on how big the buds are and how big the hole is.

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

Make a honey bear bong. I heart mine. And it was easy as shit to make, and only cost about 6 bucks (honey bear container, super glue).

[1e64102e]

Here's how to roll a J in two minutes. Break up the weed ultra-fine, then take a pen, wrap the paper around it, and seal it up. Let it dry completely, then pull a little slack over one end- pinching as you go- and twist the extra into a tight closure. Then, pack the "Cigarette Tube" with weed, using the rolling pen, which is of the same thickness as your paper, to pack it down. The end result is a jay with more precision that most freestyle rolls (if you're not dealing with somrthing like cigars, and years of treatment, the only preferable method of rolling is to stuff, anyway) that smokes great. Just leave a little big of room at the top (slightly less than the bottom, which will form the mouth-end) and twist it like the other end. Stick it in your mouth and light it up.

With more finely broken pieces of weed, the J will burn at a greatly even pace, give you more THC at a preferable ratio to mass and smoke better.

It works for me, and you all should try it. I can't roll at all, otherwiswe; and, even if it could, after smoking the first, I wouldn't remember.