Quote Originally Posted by amsterdam
you might be a democrat if:

-you cant talk about foreign policy without using the word conspiracy.

-you think solar energy is being held back by those greedy oil companies.

-your high school year book goals included the words "help people"

-you actually expect to collect social security.

-you would rather own birkenstock rather than Merck stock

-you think the flat tax should be at 95%

-you admire the swedish welfare system

-you trust ted kennedy when he says she was driving

-you have ever said "we should really call the aclu about this."

-you keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category

-you believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career,but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.

-you think the free market is where they hand out govt. cheese.
Quite true. however you forgot.
-you feel the need to implement more laws on all citizens because how would they get by without the govt.
-you think that govt should regulate every aspect of our lives. exept morality, how could you ever let right and wrong influence someone's decisions.
-you beleive in free money to the poor for as long as they want. govt health care, govt housing, and govt control of busines. and yet you insist that republicans are for big business and you most certainly are not.
-you think that all minorities are downtrodden and must receive help getting into college. they really couldn't do it on their own merits (I am not being racist here. I have heard liberals say things to this effect)
-you think that wealth = evil, except yourself of course
-you believe that people have a right to illegally enter our country and
-you think that farm animals should be treated like beloved pets and really shouldn't be killed