Quote Originally Posted by amberler

1.) With a friend go and hire pilot suits and go to a bar near an airport. And tell lies.

2.) Approach female ask if you can kiss her, if she says no move onto the next one. repeat until successful. Dont forget to lie to them about how nice the kiss was and how nice their eyes are.

3.) Girls love a victim but they dont love a loser, its a thin line but you will learn to walk, again remeber lieing is your friend.

4.) Borrow a friends baby and walk around the local park telling anyone who will listen that even though you are not the father you are looking after your ex who has run off with someone elses baby. Lieing is also your friend.

Remember that telling lies works.
Words to live by...