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05-25-2005, 01:21 PM #4
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are you women all little bitches??
m 29 and I can fit music, drugs women and computer games into my life. I would stop worrying about it. The only time I have touble getting laid is because my stonerism means I am quiet if I go out or just can't be arsed going out. Not all ladies like stoners so don't always present yourself as one. Once you have a girlfriend they become a pain in the arse, but when you don't have one you wished you did.
Here are a few tips that might help you.
1.) With a friend go and hire pilot suits and go to a bar near an airport. And tell lies.
2.) Approach female ask if you can kiss her, if she says no move onto the next one. repeat until successful. Dont forget to lie to them about how nice the kiss was and how nice their eyes are.
3.) Girls love a victim but they dont love a loser, its a thin line but you will learn to walk, again remeber lieing is your friend.
4.) Borrow a friends baby and walk around the local park telling anyone who will listen that even though you are not the father you are looking after your ex who has run off with someone elses baby. Lieing is also your friend.
Remember that telling lies works.
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