McCauley Caulkin hates it when your personal assistant doesnt do everything you say. example:

"heres your ham sandwich sir"

"you imbecile, McCauley Caulkin said no mustard, McCauley Caulkin senses you have put mustard on this sandwich"

**throws sandwich in assistant's face**

"sorry sir"

"your fired"

Also McCauley Caulkin dislikes when ppl make michael jackson jokes (played out) your weak attempts of blasphemy only make McCauley Caulkin more powerful