Okay, so it was Saturday the 9th of April. I'm arriving at my band's practice room with my brother and lead singer, M, and our drummer, B. Me and my bro are unpacking our guitars, his; a Fender Strat and a Gibson SG, and mine; an Ibanez GSR 200 bass. It takes longer for my bro to unack and set-up than it does me, so while i'm waiting I check my pockets for some ciggies. I take out the packet of Benson & Hedges and get a cigarette when I notice that there's a small lump of hash in there too. Awesome, I thought, and ran down the stairs and outside to my bro's van to fetch the bong that I keep in it. When I return to the practice-room i've got a bong in my hand and a huge grin on my face. I pack the bowl and fire it up. I offer the next hit to B - he says no, he says he forgets how to drum when he's stoned - and M, even though he doesn't really smoke. I finish off the bong, plug my bass in, and get ready to play. We all chat for a while, deciding what we needed to do (we had a gig later that night and there were a couple of things we needed to sort out). We start to play one of our songs, and after about 20 seconds I lift my head up from the neck of the bass and look around the room. The bong is starting to hit me and everything is feeling good. I can feel the effects of the weed creeping thrugh my brain, and I suddenly realise that i'm getting really, really, really stoned. That seemed cool with me, so I carry on having a good time. But then something came over me and I panic and get the feeling that I didn't actually have the bass in my hands, that I was just standing in the middle of the room playing air-guitar but believing that it was real and that B and M are both looking at me thinking i'm going nuts. I quickly look down at my bass and yes, it's there and somehow I manage to still be playing alright. I laugh out loud at this and both the guys look at me and laugh, too, because they can tell i'm stoned as fuck. I start randomly putting wrong notes in the bass line on purpose and laughing my head off every time I do it. I don't even know if it was actualyl funny at the time but to me it was the funniest thing ever. My eyes were watering so hard from laughing and I was shaking so bad that I couldn't play anymore, so I stop for a second and tell the guys that i'm gonna have to chill for a while. They're cool with it, so we sit around chatting and i'm still getting more and more stoned and it's pretty wierd. A few minutes the guys ask me if it's alright to carry on playing now and I say something like "Dude, I only just sat down!", and then I realise that time is going really slowly for me, and for some reason this makes perfect sense so I get up and go to try and play again, a different song this time, and everything seems to be going cool. I can almost see and feel and taste the music we're making, and it doesn't even feel like i'm playing at all. Shit, it didn't even feel like any of us were playing at all; to me the music was coming from the Earth itself. When I realise this I open my mouth to tell the guys but then I remember that they're not stoned so they won't get what I mean, which kinda makes me paranoid of them both for a moment. I then go to tell them that - that I went to open my mouth to tell them something but then I realised they weren't stoned so they wouldn't understand me, which made me paranoid of them - but then again I remember that they're not stoned so they won't understand me. This makes me laugh and I get the major giggles again, but this time when i'm laughing I get that strange sensation that i'm not holding the bass again, and this must mean that i'm standing in a room with M and B and pretending to play the bass, or imagining that i'm playing the bass. I can sense them, almost feel them watching me. I could imagine them both laughing at me and it felt like the worst possible thing I wanted to happen right now, so i'm scared to open my eyes. The music ends and I think to myself "If the music was still going and just stopped, then it must have been real.. I was playing the bass" so I opened my eyes and look around the room, and sure enough I had the bass in my hands and we had been playing that song. It kinda shocked me to realise that I had still managed to play through the whole song even while I was going temporarily insane in my mind (lol). I laugh again, and go to tell the guys that I must have just been playing the whole song with my eyes shut while believing all this wierd crap was happening, but then I remember that they're still, still, still not stoned and will probably just laugh at me, so I act like nothing happens.

I'm so high right now, and to me that felt like a cool story to tell, but I have no idea if it made any sense or not.

Peace
GHoSToKeR Reviewed by GHoSToKeR on . story time tell us your storys!:) about when you were caught,really stonned and did smomething stupid,cool storys about how you got yoru peices or how you named them.i think everyone enjoys these storys when they're super stonned ;) Rating: 5