once in a while i was with 2 friends and i stole few things in a store (yes that was stupid). so the guy was calling when we arrived to pay and it lasted pretty long and looked strange so we obviously saw he was maybe calling the cops

anyway we were stoned and a bit drunk and we didnt care so i ate my ice cream(lol) and then we walked when i wanted to pee. so im walking to a safe place when i hear someone calling me to get here. so i turn back and i see the cops. so they must have tought i wanted to run from em or whatever so they search on me for drugz and so they find 0.5, my bowl, and like 3x 750ml heineken (i stole them too but they didnt know). so im like under arrest but finally the guy doesnt want to pursue me so i just had trouble for the weed


lol anyway that was funny, and my friends had 14grams on him and they didnt even checked him!!! bastard cops