Quote Originally Posted by NOTEHOOK
Someone in my city tried to jump off the top of a hotel and missed. Damn near killed herself.

http://www.theksbwchannel.com/news/4493000/detail.html
My friend did that. He jumped off of the roof of his house, and missed the trampaline. He had to get his skull rebuilt, but he looks normal now, but it was scary for a few days. Everyone thought he was going to die. Let that be a lesson don't get high on a roof.