I've mircowaved firecrackers before and they worked just fine ...sometimes it's discouraging though, because I've had to wait up to 3 hours to feel anything. But, after 3 hours it hit me like a brick wall.

Additionally, some people are too paranoid and have strict ass parents so smoking is not the best idea for them. Think about it, even if he was to smoke it, he'd have a shitty paranoid high. Why do smokers get so angry when people inquire about cooking it? If they're asking questions regarding cooking, I'm sure they don't want to hear these comments.

Although, wasting weed 5 times is kinda silly ...