Fed up with microwaves

[tertairyEffect]

I've been lurking the forums for a while, but im still not sure everything about microwaves. Here are my experiences with them:

First try: took about 2 small buds (dunno g's) and cooked in microwave for 40 then 40 more, then 30 seconds, and ate it in cereal. Worked completely, quite an enjoyable experience.

Second try: Same procedure, but i nuked it for 1:30, and just swallowed with milk. Sadly it either did nothing, or made me throw up (i mightve just eaten something bad.) It mightve been worse because i ate it about 1 hr before bed.

Third try: Cut a hostess cupcake in half, microwaved for 1:30, and ate. No effects.

Fourth try: nuked for 1:30 and ate with cereal (different brand than first try though), no effect.

Fifth try: put thick slice of butter, 1 bud, then peanut butter on a ritz cracker, nuked for 1 minute, and it all melted and got all over the plate. Also smelled like i was burning food (not pot fortunately). refigreated till it cooled off (10 mins) then ate (tasted like shit). No effects.

Ive wasted too much weed to want to try this again. Can someone explain how i make this work? In case someone suggests an oven, i need to use a microwave because my parents will notice otherwise.

tertairyEffect Reviewed by tertairyEffect on 05-22-2005. Fed up with microwaves I've been lurking the forums for a while, but im still not sure everything about microwaves. Here are my experiences with them: First try: took about 2 small buds (dunno g's) and cooked in microwave for 40 then 40 more, then 30 seconds, and ate it in cereal. Worked completely, quite an enjoyable experience. Second try: Same procedure, but i nuked it for 1:30, and just swallowed with milk. Sadly it either did nothing, or made me throw up (i mightve just eaten something bad.) It mightve Rating: 5

[Beeblebrox.420]

Is there some strange reason you refuse to try again what already apparently worked for you?

[tertairyEffect]

Well, i don't have the same brand of cereal, but aside from that i don't want to waste any more buds, so I'm hoping the forum community could help. (most other information i find about microwaving weed seems to be inaccurate.)

I still plan on trying my first method again, but I would like a more efficient way, and i kind of don't remember that night too well, so i cant be entirely sure what time and power i used on the microwave.

[tertairyEffect]

alright i tried my first procedure, with no luck. Could someone explain to me the ideal time for microwaving (i know it varies, but im talking general power level & time)

Im gonna try microwaving it in milk next, but again i dont wanna keep wasting all my ganja.

[justinsane]

"JUST SMOKE IT YO!"

the 4 wisest words for you right now mah friend.

[xNoa]

dunno mate just cook it

[tertairyEffect]

I would love to, believe me, but my parents might be just a little bit suspicious if they smelled pot. Microwaves make the easiest coverupable smell.

[FunkyMonkey]

youre wasting your bud and if you have to worry about parents wait till youve got your own place or they go away.
The smell doesnt last that long and will be competely hidden if you cook something else after.
or find a pal who lives on their own and go in on a bag and make up a batch.

[tertairyEffect]

Ive got a friend who house oven we can use, but my parents are not gone for long enough to use an oven. Just tried putting a big slice of butter on top of a bud, microwaved for 20 secs, but its been 1.5 hrs so im guessing that one will fail.

[slipknotpsycho]

are you just sticking the bud in the microwave by itself? i know when cooking it the conventional way you need to cook the weed in a fatty food (butter is most commonly used) maybe try using a decent ammount of bud and butter in a bowl...microwave it for a minute or two (DONT LET IT BURN) AFTER IT MELTS and try eating a butter sandwhich...i know it don't sound too good but it's the only way i can think of while still using the microwave....and i wouldn't use full power since you wouldn't use full power to simmer something in the microwave (i am a pretty decent cook) i'd say around 50-60% power...remember don't start counting the two minutes until the butter has completely melted....afters it's all done strain the weed out as best as you can, and either stick it in the freezer or fridge (freezer might not make it go back to the correct form but it will be faster, you mentioned your parent's aren't gone for long).......but i have never done this so i can't be sure if all this will work...but theoretically it will work....but you try it at your own risk...well for good meausre you might not want to strain out the weed and while the butter is melting make sure to stir it every 10 or 15 seconds....becasue this whole theory goes out the door if the bud isn't actually submerged in the butter.....good luck....