Why can't I get a job?????

[fuzzyblue]

Heres some tips from George Carlin.
1) Let them know who is in charge, when you go in there, tell them you want a desk near the door so you can leave promptly at 5.
2) Let them know that you will be needing Friday - Monday off to party and recover.
3) Point to the picture on his desk and say "Who's the cunt?"

If these fail, then I'm sorry I couldn't help.

lmfao

fuzzyblue Reviewed by fuzzyblue on 05-22-2005. Why can't I get a job????? I fucking NEED a job, but the whole process is such a bitch. I'm a very respectable looking citizen (in fact I look rather nerdish, which has gotten me out of trouble so many times -- cops take one look at me and think, by my dress alone, that I'm a mormon -- when I'm the EXACT opposite). My resume is short, but not too bad. Places never call. I can't even get a fucking interview. I call and they say they'll call me. I know so many stupid, shabby and unrespectable looking people Rating: 5