Why can't I get a job?????

[OzzyOz]

Heres some tips from George Carlin.
1) Let them know who is in charge, when you go in there, tell them you want a desk near the door so you can leave promptly at 5.
2) Let them know that you will be needing Friday - Monday off to party and recover.
3) Point to the picture on his desk and say "Who's the cunt?"

If these fail, then I'm sorry I couldn't help.

lol hahahaaa

but seriously , uhh it's all about being a peoples-person these days.