Why can't I get a job?????

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

I fucking NEED a job, but the whole process is such a bitch.

I'm a very respectable looking citizen (in fact I look rather nerdish, which has gotten me out of trouble so many times -- cops take one look at me and think, by my dress alone, that I'm a mormon -- when I'm the EXACT opposite). My resume is short, but not too bad.

Places never call. I can't even get a fucking interview. I call and they say they'll call me.

I know so many stupid, shabby and unrespectable looking people who have jobs -- how in the fuck do they get them??

BAH COUGH!

Anyway. What jobs does everyone have? I'm curious.

FRANKFRANKFRANK Reviewed by FRANKFRANKFRANK on 05-22-2005. Why can't I get a job????? I fucking NEED a job, but the whole process is such a bitch. I'm a very respectable looking citizen (in fact I look rather nerdish, which has gotten me out of trouble so many times -- cops take one look at me and think, by my dress alone, that I'm a mormon -- when I'm the EXACT opposite). My resume is short, but not too bad. Places never call. I can't even get a fucking interview. I call and they say they'll call me. I know so many stupid, shabby and unrespectable looking people Rating: 5

[OreO]

its cause bush is our pres...sike it could be u dont have enough experience and that mayb u had too many jobs in a short amount of time....ya looking for a job sucks! im where u are right now too, im going to apply today to become a delivery boy for dominos!!! )))

[vicstar]

i want a job too haha all me mates have em but im scared to even ring up or go sum where i fed up wit chasngin 2 ps to get sum weed haha

[Lightitup44]

are u black????







jk

-peace

[FRANKFRANKFRANK]

Uhm... Irish... perhaps some 19th century - early 20th century brits own all these places...

[Ground Zero]

im 16, have literally no CV and i managed to get a really high paid IT job.

Just go to the interview, and dont be a clone, actually talk to the guy, chat with him

its all about the gift of the gab man. figure out charm and life is one big peice of pie!

[OreO]

where do u work at ground zero?

[PureEvil760]

im a stupid, shabby dissrespectfull looking person and i dont even know how i got a job..i have a criminal record too. I just applied at like 30 places and one called me back.

[Satovan]

Being a working musician, finding a job for me is really hard also, because jamming in the basement, rocking a bar, and controlling a drunken harmonica player aren't necessarly most appealing skills to put on a resume. You never mentioned what kind of job your looking for or what kind of credentials you have (college education, high school diploma, just looking for a high school job for extra money), but I'm just going to assume you're looking for a low level service job or what not for some extra bud money on the weekends (because that's what I work).

Just put in application in at every grocery store, fast food joint, and anything else that floats your boat that you can get to. Keep a list of where and when you applied at and call them. If they say they'll call you back, give them awhile, and then call them again. Show them you really want this job and you're not going to give up until they give you a yes or no answer. Then once you finally got the interview set up, go in there, and rule that place likes you're running for president. Show them that you're excited about the position, and would like nothing more than to make money for the company. Even if it's a cart boy at a grociery store, this is business, and to anyone else you may look like an idiot acting like a cart boy is some sort of dream job, and saying you have immense talents for pushing carts may seem to you like your the biggest loser in the world, but that's what employers like to hear. Then when you get the job, don't slack off and show them that you're worth their money.

[Mojavpa]

I fucking NEED a job, but the whole process is such a bitch.

I'm a very respectable looking citizen (in fact I look rather nerdish, which has gotten me out of trouble so many times -- cops take one look at me and think, by my dress alone, that I'm a mormon -- when I'm the EXACT opposite). My resume is short, but not too bad.

Places never call. I can't even get a fucking interview. I call and they say they'll call me.

I know so many stupid, shabby and unrespectable looking people who have jobs -- how in the fuck do they get them??

BAH COUGH!

Anyway. What jobs does everyone have? I'm curious.

You might be overqualified for the job you're looking for. One of my friends is intelligent, dresses well, does great at interviews and she has a masters. Yet shes been rejected at starbucks, grocery stores, and other places. Go figure.