Why can't I get a job?????

[JSTA]

im a stupid, shabby dissrespectfull looking person and i dont even know how i got a job..i have a criminal record too. I just applied at like 30 places and one called me back.

That's what you have to do right there. Just apply EVERYWHERE. Sooner or later someone will call you back. If you just want some cash and a job soon that's the easiest way to do it. Also, be forward but not pushy when you go apply. Hope you find one.