I fucking NEED a job, but the whole process is such a bitch.

I'm a very respectable looking citizen (in fact I look rather nerdish, which has gotten me out of trouble so many times -- cops take one look at me and think, by my dress alone, that I'm a mormon -- when I'm the EXACT opposite). My resume is short, but not too bad.

Places never call. I can't even get a fucking interview. I call and they say they'll call me.

I know so many stupid, shabby and unrespectable looking people who have jobs -- how in the fuck do they get them??

BAH COUGH!

Anyway. What jobs does everyone have? I'm curious.
FRANKFRANKFRANK Reviewed by FRANKFRANKFRANK on . Why can't I get a job????? I fucking NEED a job, but the whole process is such a bitch. I'm a very respectable looking citizen (in fact I look rather nerdish, which has gotten me out of trouble so many times -- cops take one look at me and think, by my dress alone, that I'm a mormon -- when I'm the EXACT opposite). My resume is short, but not too bad. Places never call. I can't even get a fucking interview. I call and they say they'll call me. I know so many stupid, shabby and unrespectable looking people Rating: 5