Yeah! Bic pens are lethal! This guy attacked me once - he must have been at least 25 stone and 7 feet tall - and I nearly ran, but then I remembered I had my Bic in my pocket, so I ran at him and drew a wang on his forehead, and told him to look in the mirror. Needless to say, this totally destroted his sense of self-importance and he left me alone.

As for the guy who attacked me; He's now seeing a shrink twice a week to overcome the agoraphobia that he has developed, and is currently having discussions with a physician on whether or not he can get the surgery that will turn him in to the woman he's always wanted to be. All thanks to my trusty Bic.

GHoSToKeR Reviewed by GHoSToKeR on . What Weaponds do you all carry? ??? Rating: 5