Yeah! Bic pens are lethal! This guy attacked me once - he must have been at least 25 stone and 7 feet tall - and I nearly ran, but then I remembered I had my Bic in my pocket, so I ran at him and drew a wang on his forehead, and told him to look in the mirror. Needless to say, this totally destroted his sense of self-importance and he left me alone.

As for the guy who attacked me; He's now seeing a shrink twice a week to overcome the agoraphobia that he has developed, and is currently having discussions with a physician on whether or not he can get the surgery that will turn him in to the woman he's always wanted to be. All thanks to my trusty Bic.