I had a really pretty pipe named LaShawndra but when I was on shrooms I took it out of its case too quickly and it fell on my friend's kitchen counter and broke. So sad. It's in two pieces now, but I still use it by just holding the pieces together, cause I'm too lazy to buy a new one.
Also my friend let me name her bong so I named it after this really skanky, greasy girl from our class.