HHJ, I knew someone who went to Russia to get a bride too. He too came back empty handed. He said, they were all too pushy and wanted him to take them back to the states. DUH! I was like, why did you spend good money to go over there and get a bride and come back empty handed all b/c they "wanted to marry him" What a dumbass. Anyway, go there and get on if you can.

By the way, why your at it, you can make me one of those wooden pipes. I used to have a nice wooded bowl, and I loved it, smooth smoking. My husband works outside and he takes his weed with him just in case he is in the woods and can take a toke or two. Go figure he lost it. Along with a few one hitters, and we had a nice wooded weed/one hitter compartment about the size of a pack of cigs. I loved it, made toking on the road easy. But he lost that too. He gets high and forgets shit. Damn, maybe I should get a new husband. Just kidding, I love mine, no matter how mindless he can be.