2 crazy things outta like a million...

this is when i got arrested...i was 16

it was 10 pm at night and i just recently got my license so i say hey lets go smoke in my car with 4 other of my friends. We goto this neighborhood and spark up when one of my friends gets all paranoid and says "i got a gut feeling we shouldnt be here, those old people are going to call the cops on us," he wouldnt shut up so we left. Now we were stuck, we had no place to box at, when my friend suggest we goto the Northern Virginia Training aka the Mentally and Physically Challenged home. We go there and it never crossed my mind that we were trespassing or that they have security, so we end up gettin caught and i get arrested, so the cop thinks im a dealer cause he found my scale and i kept lying to him, so he thought i had like an OZ in my ass crack cause i had none in the car. So he made me take my shorts off and squat....that sucked but i got the charges dropped cause thats an illegal procedure when im 16!

Next, one time i was so anxious to get bud that me and my gf and my friend were waiting in the parking lot for the dealer to show up. HE FINALLY ARIVES after 30 mins and he asked me if we wanted to smoke a blunt and box his car so i said why not. Next thing u kno we are getting high as shit for like an hour, when we finish he drops us off to my car and i noticed i lost my keys, i dont know where they were. I call the dealer and told him to come back cause i was for sure it was in his car, he came, no keys....FUCK wherearemy keys?....i look in my fucking car and they are in the ignition TURNED ON(not off,...ENGINE RUNNING!) and i thought i was locked out but i opened the door happily and was thankful nobody stole my fucking car and it was running. It was in a damn parking lot during the dayand it was busy...i was so lucky