ok, here goes mine. me and a couple of friends were at this park skipping class. so we were deep in the woods by this lake and taking bong hits. it was my turn to take a bong hit and while i was holding the bong these two women with their kids were walking towards us. we were trying to find the bong so we could hide it from the kids and while we were frantically searching for it, i realized i was the one holding the bong in my lap. luckily i hid it before the women got too close. but it was still butt-stupid on my part.