Stupid things you've done while blazed

[Kramerica]

I tried for an hour to get a dog to learn and speak a human word. Maybe I would have quit, but my friends thought I could do it too.
Thinking back on it....that dog really looked at me like I was a dumbass

Kramerica Reviewed by Kramerica on 05-19-2005. Stupid things you've done while blazed Last night I was smoking out of a spoon like I usually do, and I took a hit that I couldn't clear, so I pulled away, leaving stagnent smoke in the pipe. And for some reason, I thought I was smoking out of my bubbler, so I blew back into the pipe to clear the smoke through the carb...ya, well, stupid ass idea...I blew all of the bud straight out of the bowl into the air and all over the place. There was probably at least 6 hits left too... :( Anyone else care to share the stupid shit they've Rating: 5

[Encatuse]

First time I smoked an amount of weed not in a one hitter:

Outside school abunch of awesome black girls invite me to smoke pot with them. They were the coolest chicks ever. -laughs- Anyway, we smoked a faatttttt good weed blunt near a part of the school we thought wasn't being used. As the blunt is almost gone, we're all just barely suckin the roach, all of us braindead, some old lady bursts out of the doors and says she lives there.
We tossed the blunt, and ran for it, naturally. She told the teacher, but because the lady was racist I'm presuming, she forgot to mention the fat white boy holding the blunt in a circle of black girls. Odd. -laughs- Anyway, the teacher told everyone not to smoke pot and lectured the black girls ((we were at bad kid school. they weren't going to call the cops cuz the whole point of the place was to keep kids in school and out of trouble)) while I zoned in and out of reality.

[koshea]

thought it would be a good idea to spell my name in gasoline on the blacktop at the elementary school.....fire attracts atention at 12:30 AM

[NextGen]

Did'nt do my community service after the minor I got.

Door knocks,
I wake up from stoner nap and answer it
Frickin PIG (I did'nt do my community service for a minor 1 year prior)
Cop see's pipe on coffe-table. search warrants break out
59 1 mnth old plants, males and all.

conclusion- I got fucked.

[nakedgunner]

hahaha one time i just did the robot thing in my friends chair for like an hour

[NextGen]

Did'nt do my community service after the minor I got.

[8 years ago]
Door knocks,
I wake up from stoner nap and answer it (just tired as shit)
Frickin PIG (I did'nt do my community service for a minor, from 1 year prior)
Cop see's pipe on coffe-table. search warrants break out
59 1 mnth old plants, males and all.

conclusion- I got fucked hard

[Sensi Super Skunk]

Ok, my turn. This was pretty fuckin' stupid. I live in the basement, right. There's four rooms down here. So...'Niiice', I say as I look down, at one of the perfectly rolled fatty's, that I have ever made. 'Air-freshener. Check. Fatty. Check.' I procede to the room opposite of my bedroom. I light up. I take long, deep, slow drags, off of the jay. *Cough* I continue...Now, I'm really enjoying this smoke. I mean, I'm starting to feel it earlier then usual. *Multiple coughs* So, I continue. *Craa-a-a-ck* The basement door opens. I squeezed the cherry of the jay as tight as could, small ash droplets fall onto a mop head. It's my mom! I spray the air-freshener in small, rapid burts, hoping that she won't hear it. 'I hope she doesn't smell it', I whisper to myself. She throws in a load of clothes into the washer, and then leaves. Somehow, she doesn't smell it. So, I go and sit on my bed and play Madden 2005. I'm all into it, like any other jock would. *Cough* Guess it's the weed still effecting me. As time flies, the frequency of my coughs increase. I'm thinking, 'this weed is burning the fuck out of my lungs.' I'm rubbing my chest and shit, because it burns so bad. My mom is up stairs, and says, 'Rob, what's burnin' ?' 'What you mean?' I pause Madden, get up and creep towards the room that I previously smoked in. And...it's smoky then a mofo. I mean, I couldn't see shit but the mop head that was on fire. It was that much feeled with smoke. I'm stomping it out, coughing my lungs out, thinking I'm fucked, this is the most idiotic thing that I've ever did. My parents came down...and I had some serious explaining to do. I did some stupid shit in my life, but I have to say that, that was the stupidest.

[forestcouch]

walked into class with my pipe and lighter in my hand... teacher didnt notice, but everyone else did hahahaha

[Kramerica]

walked into class with my pipe and lighter in my hand... teacher didnt notice, but everyone else did hahahaha

That reminds me of a song I heard on the radio today....

"We didnt go to high school, we went to school high..."

[nakedgunner]

u should of not answered the door