Oh great, here we go.

How many times do I have to tell you??

Look, Little Jack was crying so I picked him up and gave him some hugs. Then I went into the kitchen to answer the phone and when I came back, he had let himself out of the playpen, put on Scarface and glued his hands to the rum bottle. Ok?

Let it go already!

Just give in, already. Prepare to be Fockerized!!!