LOL> I would have to agree that your right not all guys are dumbass, but he was, cause he sure as hell didn't get laid, not even a single kiss! Therefor he qualifies as a dumbass.

I visited Isla when I was there. About a two hour boat ride from Cancun. I didn't think you could stay on the island. The island is very very small, you can walk it in just a few hours. I only saw locals there and I don't recall one hotel. There wasn't much to do except visit the shops with mosty homemade crafts. I took a trip from Blue Bay there, to do some snorkeling which I totally recommend. All I can say is most of the locals looked high to me. It's a nice place to visit for an afternoon, but I'm not sure I would want to stay there. I haven't been to Cancun since 2000 so maybe some things have change. Either way, the ocean is amazing no matter where you are. Have a great time with your girl and be careful if you chose to take something with you.