Backdoor Pleasure

[professer evil]

ill put a blow torch to them sideburns queer boy

[Stedric]

ill put a blow torch to them sideburns queer boy

My sideburn fumes would knock you the fuck out, square. Then I would kick your ass with hippie love pull your teeth out with understanding and tolerance.

Actually I'm just busting your balls, but stay pissed off if you want man its no skin off my hippie shoulders.

Have fun.

[professer evil]

its all love

[pikes peak 69]

God nugget girl, I wish you would talk to my wife. She won't let me do her ass. She says "exit only". When it comes to sex, nothing is kinky or nasty, it's ALL good!

peace
pp69

[DonnieDarko]

I don't think that the ass is all it's cracked up to be.

[GHoSToKeR]

pun, pun, puUuUuUuUuUuUn!!!!

[Stedric]

I was kinda bummed.

I thought he was talking about his experience with anal sex for a second, and I thought "speaking of puns...".

[hippy lettuce]

did it hurt?

lmao lololol

[GHoSToKeR]

there are puns all over this thread! lol crazy

[trippruss]

my oldest sons' mother after delivery had many stitches down there from shitting a bowling ball out her vagina, no sex for 6 weeks dr. said, she said "the hell w/that!" & basically told me i had to do her in the ass. with a little lube & some deep breathing on her part, we had butt sex every night until she was healed. even after she was healed she still insisted i put it in her ass! i eventually had to ween her off of it! pun intended! r