i talked to a doritos bag once...though now that i think about it, i always see stuff morphing around like the photoshop distort filter, and it just happened that it made the bag look like it was talking. i probably started talking to it thinking it was funny, but my mind filled in the rest...

i have a lot of fun on mushrooms...you get an idea in your head and you run with it. we went to a chinese restaurant once and sat in this weird room because my buddy was friends with the owner and i felt like it was a chinese mafia meeting...i stood up and said 'i'd like to welcome the different families to this meeting...' but no one got it

oh well

im hoping to find some good shrooms before this summer lets out. the only hook-ups i have anymore are for pot...