Bad Head

[slipknotpsycho]

The best way for gals to get the oral techniques down is watching porn. A good woman wants to be a porn star for her man.

my wife is obsessed with porn everytime we go to thisone friends she asks the same question "so got any new porn" ....and he's always got like 20 new mags....she's also seen pretty much all winmx has to offer....and i can say that you theory holds true if you know what i'm saying

[monstermunchies]

i had a head outside, in the cold and she was chewing me raw

[ZigZagZeppelin]

my livein gf gives shitty head, tbh.
about the only lousy head I've had really.

if & when I cheat on her it will be for an excellent blowjob.

[professer evil]

the only bad head ive had is the odd time when the girls dont keep going and stop before you come,sumtimes making excuses like my throat hurts or i dont like the taste of cum or my lips are chapped

girls theres no point startin a job if your not goin to finish it,
no bloke likes havin to finish himself off in the loo

[mlleyeuxbleus]

Yeppers, you've gotta communicate, but nicely. If you piss her off, she'll just get sulky. Maybe something like, "I love it when you down on me, & I'd like to see if we could try this..." And do make sure you're quite clean, for goodness' sake.

But guys, it works both ways... the pusspuss is *not* beef jerky, ya know! Unless your lady specifically asks for it, don't nibble on it please. Teeth don't feel any better to us than they do for you. I've nearly kicked several guys in the head for that; it took a great deal of restraint to be diplomatic, lol.

[daZenfmeister]

god my girl is an idiot ive never gotten head from her cause shes lazy as fuck and when she tries to gimme a handjob she fucking tries to rip it off, and she go sooo slow its like tick.......tock..........tick..........tock when it needs to be tictictictictic

[mlleyeuxbleus]

That's so harsh... no wonder she's not into it, lol. Maybe try letting her know what you prefer? As all-knowingly wise as we ladies are, we aren't actually psychic.

[ZigZagZeppelin]

That's so harsh... no wonder she's not into it, lol. Maybe try letting her know what you prefer? As all-knowingly wise as we ladies are, we aren't actually psychic.

It doesn't take a psychic, a mind reader or even a half wit to figure out what (we) men want.

To have a woman tantalizing us to the point of our exploding, and her finishing it all without a whimper or a burp.

[Not Enough Herb]

teeth hurt. my gf doesnt open her mouth wide enough sometimes and theres usually some scrapage

but hell if she really sucks just do it urself, no one can give u a good enough blowjob like u could give urself.

later

[BalliN]

ive had a bitch chin my balls really hard once