Yeah going on a 'pot-fast' is cool. I've smoked occasionally recently, but it's only been not-so-good-quality hash, and I haven't even smoked much of it.. I can't wait to smoke some decent bud.

Anyway;

"do u guys kno of a way to make u feel high without having weed or anything? i tried breathing in and out really hard for a long time but it doesnt work well an only lasts like 30 sec"

That's lame, dude. But if you have to do it, then i'll help you out. Here's what you do...

Buy 15 litres of Coca Cola and 45 packets of Skittles. Pour the Skittles in to the bottles of Coke, three packets to each bottle.

Leave to sit for three days, and then use your stove to boil the Coke/Skittles mixtures. It'll take a long time and each bottle will fill a pan roughly 3 times, so you're looking at boiling a pan 45 times, but bare with me. Make sure you boil ALL of the Coke out of the pan.

Each time you boil all the Coke out of the pan you should be left with a multi-coloured, sugary layer of stuff at the bottom of the pan. Use a spoon or spatula to scrape this mixture out of the pan and put it in a bottle. When the bottle is full store it in the fridge. Repeat this until you have no Coke or Skittles left, and a fridge full of these bottles.

Leave the bottles in the fridge for a week. At the end of the week take them out, make sure that the contents have 'set' - it should be quite firm, but also sticky and gooey.

Get a wheelbarrow. Put all the bottles in the wheelbarrow and take it in to the bathroom. Put the plug in the bathtub, and pour the contents in to the bathtub. Add salt if necessary.

Now for the final step; put on a pair of rubber gloves, and pull the plug out of the bathtub and watch as all the crap you just made drains away, because its completely useless.